I'm supposed to act civilized. What does that mean?
Am I allowed to advertise/pimp/spam my website/services on your site?
My brother/friend/some random wandering stranger accessed your site from my computer and abused it, and now my network is banned. What can I do?
What will happen if I write a script to turn your lights on and off every second?
I acted like an obnoxious tool, and now nobody will talk to me, what gives?
While we hope that you enjoy this site and get some degree of entertainment from the various activities that it provides, you must understand that I and the other people that run and participate in it are not here for the sole purpose of providing you with mandatory responses to pointless gibberish. If you choose to act like an undisciplined child, you will quickly discover that we will just ignore you. We will reserve our limited time for those who are actually interested in a mature conversation.