I'm supposed to act civilized. What does that mean?
Am I allowed to advertise/pimp/spam my website/services on your site?
Depends. As part of your profile, you're able to add webpages. If you have a commercial site you wish to advertise, you may do so there. In the chatroom, it would be preferable to first make sure it would be welcome. Dropping in, spamming the URL and leaving will NOT be acceptable, no matter what. If you're a regular and want to run it by some people, that would be fine, but don't expect this to be a one stop spam spot before you move on elsewhere.
My brother/friend/some random wandering stranger accessed your site from my computer and abused it, and now my network is banned. What can I do?
What will happen if I write a script to turn your lights on and off every second?
I acted like an obnoxious tool, and now nobody will talk to me, what gives?