These are the videos from Gertie's pre-post Birthday party. Pinka Coladas,
Phone Sex commercials, people named Shithead and Clitoris, and a hotel manager
forced to cow down in the face of the Mistress. No broken bones this time.
Yes, I realize it's a corny name. But it's still cool. This is the server
and client software that I wrote to control the lamps. Most of the complexity
is in managing the extremly high volume of hits that the site would deliver
to it, something most home automation software wouldn't require.